Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 2

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up line

If good looks were a minute, baby, you’d be an hour.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

A cheesy pick-up line

It’s a good thing I’ve got my library card because I’m checking you out.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

When I saw you from across the room, I fainted and hit my head. I’m going to need your name and number…for insurance reasons.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

 

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