Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 7

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up lineWill you hold me? I’m a fermata.


A cheesy pick-up lineIs your name Visa? ‘Cause you’re everywhere I want to be.


A cheesy pick-up lineIf I said that you had a fine body, would you hold it against me?


A cheesy pick-up lineIf I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.


A cheesy pick-up lineYou are a peach. If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry. Weed make a swell pear.


A cheesy pick-up lineAre your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.


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