I came across this eclectic collection of thoughts on love and marriage in my quote file yesterday.

“What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.”
—Leo Tolstoy

“Under this window in stormy weather
I marry this man and woman together;
Let none but Him who rules the thunder
Put this man and woman asunder.”
—Jonathan Swift

Early to bed may make you wise,
but staying out late gets you more guys.