A Provocative Chair

Naturally, when I see this sign, I immediately want to move the chair and then stand on it!

(Is it permissible for one to sit on the chair, I wonder? And how does one access the items on the shelf behind the chair if it cannot be moved? A chair that can neither be moved nor used seems to me to be a pointless chair…)

Sign taped to a chair: "Please do no move or stand on this chair!!" Sign taped to a chair: "Please do no move or stand on this chair!!"

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Shopping for the Zombie Apocalypse

Smith & Edwards is a weird and wonderful store located in Northern Utah. Visiting Smith & Edwards is always a delight!

A sign for the zombie apocalypse department of the Smith & Edwards storeAppropriately enough, in the Zombie Apocalypse department—among other emergency preparedness supplies—you can find this stylish 15″ Zombie Slasher Machete.

A zombie slasher machete for sale