Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 7

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up lineWill you hold me? I’m a fermata.

~Nathaniel

A cheesy pick-up lineIs your name Visa? ‘Cause you’re everywhere I want to be.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineIf I said that you had a fine body, would you hold it against me?

 

A cheesy pick-up lineIf I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineYou are a peach. If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry. Weed make a swell pear.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineAre your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

 

Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 6

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up lineIs there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

A cheesy pick-up lineI didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight; the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineIs your last name Campbell? Because you’re “Mm, mm, good!”

 

A cheesy pick-up lineHas anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extremely apposite? Furthermore, I love the way the light shines off your forehead.

~Red Dwarf

 

A cheesy pick-up lineGood evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

 

A cheesy pick-up line“Please, consider me an alternative to suicide.”

~The Princess Bride

 

Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 5

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up line

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Your library books must be overdue because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Do you sell maps? Because every time I look in your eyes I get lost.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got some really hot buns.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineI’m known as the professor of love, and school’s in session.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineCan I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

 

A cheesy pick-up lineIf you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

 

Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 4

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up line

If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call Fine Print!

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only”10″ I see!

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Someone from you past has returned to steal your heart.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Girl, you with all those curves and me without any brakes.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you!

 

Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 3

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up line

Where have you been all my life?

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Stand still so I can pick you up!

 

A cheesy pick-up line

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet!

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

 

Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 2

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up line

If good looks were a minute, baby, you’d be an hour.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

A cheesy pick-up line

It’s a good thing I’ve got my library card because I’m checking you out.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

When I saw you from across the room, I fainted and hit my head. I’m going to need your name and number…for insurance reasons.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

 

Pickings from the Pick-up Line Collection: Part 1

The Origins

When I was in college, my roommates and I got tired of looking at the bare cinder block walls of our apartment.

So, we started writing down and hanging up all the cheesy pick-up lines we knew or had heard. Our friends and visitors contributed their own cheesy pick-up lines to the wall.

Pretty soon, our Pick-up Line Wall of Shame became something of a miniature tourist attraction in our apartment building.

As I was going through my quote file the other day—looking for something else entirely—I came across a rubber-banded bundle of paper that was the remains of the long-since dismantled wall of pick-up lines.

Because reading them made me laugh, I here present choice selections from the Pick-up Line Wall of Shame, circa 2003.

The Pickings

A cheesy pick-up line

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Kill me if you must, but death, next to love, is a trivial thing.

(Name the movie! Extra points to the guy who uses a movie quote as pick-up line.)

 

A cheesy pick-up line

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

A cheesy pick-up line

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?