No Destruction Allowed

This is a concise and inclusive list of prohibited activities that I spotted on a sign posted near a covered bridge spanning a lively little river in Vermont.

Sign prohibiting a range of activities

I’m particularly intrigued by the warning, “NO Destruction,” which seems to be very general and very comprehensive at the same time.

Because, you just know that at some point, some person must have done one or more of these things to warrant them being included on the sign.